Friday, July 3, 2009
Episode 13 - Destruction of the Headquarters
James attacked Leo. He made a force field inside James' body and kept expanding it until he exploded. James died too. "How dare you! James, my shortay! I'm comin' for you!" shouted Laurent as he ran dramatically towards dying James.
"Oh Laurent!" said James.
"Oh James!" said Laurent.
"Oh Laurent!"
"Oh James!"
"Oh! Oh.... oh... ugh! Owie! Ouch! I... lov... love.... you!" said James as he started losing his consciousness.
"Oh look what you've done! Ah! NO!!!" said Laurent. James died. Meanwhile, Victoria was rotting in a corner. "Laury, just give it up or you'll be going down the same path as them!" said Xavier. "You killed my James and I will have my revenge on you!" screamed Laurent as he started charging towards Xavier. Xavier screamed in a sissy way and covered tried his best to roll away when Su used her telepathic powers to carry and sway Laurent high up in the air. She shook him in the air like mad until his eyeballs came flying out of his sockets. Laurent died too.
"Mr Doctor Professor Xavier, are you okay?" asked Ju. "Of course I am. I am no longer homo remember?" replied Xavier.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Episode 12 - A Story That Xavier Had To Tell
"Well, the past is the past. At least you've changed" said Su. "Yes, she's right! And I know why they want to eat you or whatever. They want your powers. And also because they like to drink people's blood." explained Xavier "That was why I broke up with Laurent. I'm sure you know him. He's the African guy. It was 1989 and we were sitting on a bench. He told me that my bald head was very attractive. I blushed. I used to braid his hair, by the way. So anyway, he leaned in closer and closer. I was anxious and nervous. I closed my eyes and waited for whatever to happen next. And before I knew it, Laurent was eating and sucking my bald head!" The siblings shrieked. "Not exactly eat but he was trying to sink his teeth into my brains and take my powers! But before he could do that, I pushed him away with my powers, threw the ring that he gave me and ran away saying 'I hate you and I never wanna see you again'. End of my love story. And after that, I met a wonderful girl but things didn't turn out well because she found out about my past."
"What a sad, sad life you have" said Ju as she was eating popcorn. "I know right?!" said Xavier as he started to shed some tears. "There, there" said Su as she patted his back.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Episode 11 - Arguments Between The Vampire Trio
"Would you idiots stop it! Look, they're gone! Useless chatbags!" scolded Victoria. "No need to worry, Vicky! I can smell them!" said James. "Don't ever call me Vicky ever again, homo" said Victoria. James started to shed some tears. "Oh Victoria, you know it hurts him whenever you shout at him!" said Laurent as he comforted James and patted his back "Say sorry!" Victoria pulled an angry face and said, "Ahh! Fine, I'm sorry! Happy?" James smiled at her. "I forgive you, don't worry. It's just a small matter." said James as he giggled.
James tried to smell their scent and trace them. "Follow me!" he said. Laurent and Victoria followed James. His nose touched the ground as he tried to find them.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Episode 10 - The Vampire Trio
"Okay, we get it that you want to eat us and all but what's with the all the drama and the posing?" asked Ju. "Well, we do that. That's like our thing." replied the African man. "Our intro!" added the creepy looking man. "But before we eat you, let me introduce you to my friends. I'm Laurent. And that beautiful, charming, pretty lady over there is Victoria."said the African man. "Is she your girlfriend or something?" asked Leo. "Yuck, no! James over here is my partner. We've loved each other for 5 years. He braids my hair every morning after breakfast" replied Laurant. They winked at each other. "Eeeww!" shrieked Ju.
"Alright, alright! Let's get back to business now! James, dear, would you do the honors?" said Laurant. "Gladly, honey bunch!" replied James.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Episode 9 - Funeral For The Students
Just then Wolverine came in and said, "We should throw a funeral for them, the students". "Hey you eavesdropper!" shouted Xavier. "Yay another party! I loved Storm's funeral, we all laughed all day long and ate chocolate cake! But there's gotta be strawberry cake this time..." said Leo in excitement. "Sure, I'm up for another bonfire!" said Xavier, smiling "Don't you just love it when people die?" said Xavier. "No burning, Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" said Wolverine. Everyone agreed.
The next day, a lorry brought in all the dead students of East High. They were rotting. "This time, no burning, Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" reminded Wolverine. "Ah fine then! But how are we supposed to bury them all here?" asked Xavier. Xavier's question made everyone stare at the ceiling for a moment. "Guess we'll just have to burn them!" said Ju. "Ooo I'd like to do that!" said Xavier, pulling out his matchbox from his pocket. "No me!" shouted Leo. Leo and Xavier fought over a matchstick. Xavier won because he put thoughts into Leo's head.
The lorry dropped all of the students onto the ground. "Hurry up already! I can't stand the smell!" ordered Su. Xavier lit 35 matchsticks and threw them repeatedly at the bundle of rotting, dead students. "MUAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA" laughed Xavier maniacally. He had created a massive fire. The others laughed along with them and ate cake while Wolverine was shaking his head.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Episode 8 - A Melodious Mission
"Alright!" said Ju excitedly. "Fine, we'll do it" said Su. "Jean Grey has been making mission suits for you" said Xavier. "You mean the black ones?" said Leo, impatiently. "Of course!" replied Xavier. "WOOHOO!" shouted Leo in excitement. Xavier led them to the Costume Room and Jean Grey handed them their suits. "Awesome! Thanks Jean" said Ju. "You're welcome!" Jean replied. After they put on their suits, they headed for the X-Car and drove off to East High.
When they arrived, they heard loud music. They walked in and saw dancing people jumping up and down. Ju slapped everyone and shouted, "SNAP OUT OF IT, PEOPLE!" "Ju, that's not gonna work" said Su. "Why aren't we singing?" asked Ju. "Because we have brains" answered Su. "We're gonna have to find the tablet now!" said Leo. They went off to find it. On the way, they ran into Troy and Gabriella. They were singing. "Eww lesbians" said Su. "No they're not! That's Troy and Gabriella from HSM!" corrected Ju. "That's even more eww" said Su. "Hey, do you guys have any idea where the Melodious Tablet is?" asked Ju. "What's that?" sang Gabriella. "Something to stick it into your throat if you won't snap out of it!" said Su. "I know where it is" sang Troy. Su slapped them. "You just told me slapping them won't work!" said Ju. "It was just for fun" replied Su. Ju slapped them too. "Well, it is kinda fun!" said Ju. Leo slapped them too.
"Wait! Troy just said he knew where it is!" said Leo. They forced Troy to show them where it was. Su dragged him and almost slapped him but he cowered. He led them to the school theater. "My work here is done!" sang Troy "Now let me go!" Su slapped him. His cheeks were bleeding excessively. "What was that for?" sang Troy. "For singing" she replied. "Is it a sin, my love?" he sang. She slapped him once again. "Just tell us where it is and we'll let you go" said Ju, impatiently. "I only know that it's here but I have no idea where it is" Troy sang. He then did a little ballerina pleay. "It is so not gonna work with him." said Su "Let's just find it ourselves." "Wait I can search for it with my mind!Xavier's powers, I can absorb it!" said Ju. "Good idea! Knock yourself out!" replied Su. Ju started to absorb Xavier's powers and she looked for the tablet. "Under the stage!" she said. "Leo, destroy the stage with your force fields!" shouted Su. Leo did that and the stage blew up and the pieces of wood hit Ju, Su and Troy. Leo covered himself with his force field.
They were badly injured. "Sorry!" cried Leo. "It's okay" Su replied. She was regenerating. "Good job Leo! Ju, you okay?" she said. Ju absorbed Su's powers and she regenerated too. Troy was dead. "Oops!" said Leo. "Ah he deserved it" said Su. They could see the tablet. Su destroyed it with her telepathic abilities, it also destroyed the whole school. Leo once again covered himself with his force field while Ju absorbed his powers and doing the same. The whole school was a wreck. "Mission accomplished" said Su, smiling. "VICTORY!" cried Ju and Leo. All of the students were dead.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Episode 7 - An SMS From Xavier
A few hours later, Su got a new message in her handphone. It read:
yo xaxa in da houze! we need you for a important mision. all tree of u. pleeze repot to da x man hedkuarta now. lol lol lol :) dig it. also pleeze bring a egg for me. hedkuartas ran out of egg. i need 2 keep my hed round for da chiks. u noe wut im sayin huh? huh?
pleeze repot to hedkuartas now! misster doktor profesor xavier a.k.a xaxa
p.s: i am succh a kuick lerner. i bot dis fone yastarday and i alredy got da hang of it! LOLOL - STAY HIP :) lol
Su had to read it 3 times to understand Xavier's message. When she understood it, she told Ju and Leo about it and they left for the headquarters immediately. When they reached there, Xavier told them that he needed them for a new mission. "So you did get my message! It's my first phone ever! Logan said that I just can't keep putting my thoughts into people's heads because he thinks it's creepy" said Xavier. "Oh he's not the only once who thinks it's creepy" said Ju.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Episode 6 - Storm's Burial
When they arrived at the X-Men headquarters, Jean Grey was sitting in a corner whispering "It's over now. No more puckering pigs". "Ah she'll be alright" said Cyclops. Wolverine laid rotting Storm on a sofa. "Okay, let's cremate her and it'll all be over" said Xavier, smiling. Everyone agreed."Well, I think we should atleast make a little memorable burial for her..." requested Su. "Oh yeah, says the girl who made her cry like mad" said Cyclops. "But then we wouldn't get to put her on fire! It'd be no fun." said Xavier. "Mr Doctor Professor Xavier, I think she's right" said Wolverine. "Ah fine then!" said Xavier.
The next day, Storm's burial was held at the X-Men headquarters. "Cyclops, go carry Storm and bring her here, the coffin's ready" said Xavier. "But where is she?" asked Cyclops. "In the toilet on the 3rd floor" said Xavier. "Why me? Why won't... why won't Logan do it? Or Leo?" asked Cyclops. "I'll go get her" said Wolverine "He's probably not strong enough to carry her."
A few minutes later, Wolverine came back with Storm. He threw her into her coffin. "Wait, I thought there were just 6 holes on her body. Now there's 12" said Ju. "Uh... oops?" said Wolverine.
Just before anyone had said their prayers, Xavier lit a match and threw it at Storm's coffin. "What are you doing, Xavier?!" shouted Su. "It's Mr Doctor Professor Xavier! And I just had to do that!" replied Xavier, laughing hysterically. Soon the coffin looked like a bonfire. Everyone else laughed along with Xavier.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Episode 5 - The Eclipse
Episode 4 - Super Hidden Abilities
"According to your files, Su, you are a telepathic and you can regenerate. Leo, you can fly and make force fields" said Storm. "What about me?" asked Ju. "The middle child is always the most special. You can absorb other people's abilities."REALLY?!" asked Ju. "This is so cool!" "But why do you tell us now?" asked Su. "Because strange things are gonna start happening to all of us" explained Storm. "Things you've never imagined". "Why?" asked Su. "Because an eclipse is gonna occur and when it's over, the strange things are gonna start happening" answered Storm. "BUT WHY?!" asked Su, furiously. "I don't know! I'm sorry! I'm not as smart as I look!" said Storm, crying. "There's no need to get emotional, bub" said Wolverine.
"When's the eclipse gonna happen?" asked Su. "Tomorrow" answered Cyclops. Just then, Wolverine realized that Leo had disappeared. "Hey, where's the kid?" asked Wolverine. "Leo?" called Su. Then they heard a little voice screaming, "Help!" They ran outside and saw Leo, stuck on a flag pole, wedgied. "Up here! I know how to use my powers now!" screamed Leo. "You guys are gonna need a lot of training" said Storm.
Episode 3 - The HINIE Virus
The X-Men explained everything along the way. They then dragged unconscious Kenny into a room and told Ju and Leo to wait outside while they let Su come in. Storm was preparing to inject Kenny with some kind of blue chemical that was supposed to make him normal again. Cyclops explained what had happened to Kenny. Kenny was infected by a virus called HINIE Virus. HINIE Virus was a virus that could turn people into hog-like creatures.
Later, Storm injected Kenny with the ooey-gooey blue stuff. Kenny twitched and shook for a while but when all of the blue stuff went in, he was as still as a statue. "He's gonna be fine. Don't worry, kid" said Wolverine. 'Kid?' Su thought to herself. Ju and Leo came in later on. They laughed hysterically at the sight of Kenny. Kenny himself was turning blue. Wolverine pulled a serious face at them. They stopped laughing.
"In a few minutes, he's gonna be up and normal" said Cyclops. A few minutes later, Kenny did wake up. He was normal again! "Thank goodness!" he said to himself. "But, where am I?" he asked. Then suddenly, Kenny saw a ball. No not a ball, an egg through the window. "AH! I'M SEEING BIG FLYING EGGS!" But it wasn't an egg or a ball. It was Professor Xavier. He came into the room. "You're not seeing eggs! That's Professor Xavier" said Wolverine. "That's Mr Doctor Professor Xavier" corrected Xavier. "I stand corrected" said Wolverine.
"I see you're Kenny, how are you?" asked Xavier. "Wait, I know that voice! You're the guy who's been putting dirty thoughts into my mind! You made me go to Ricky's Beer Club last night and made me buy two jugs of beer!" said Kenny. Everyone was looking at Xavier. "I, uh can explain!" said Xavier.
Episode 2 - Strange Encounters with the Mutant Kind
Episode 1 - Just An Ordinary Day With Three Extraordinary Siblings
Ju, Leo and Su were just average siblings till one day, a very strange thing happened. Ju was 13, Su was 21 and Leo was 9.
“Mom and Dad are at the airport now, they’re departing at 3 o’ clock” said Su. “I’m really gonna miss them!” replied Ju. “Don’t worry, they’ll be back in a few weeks time” said Su. “Hey, where’s Leo?”
Leo was in the TV room playing his new X-Men game on his Playstation 2, as usual. Su and Ju shook their heads. Suddenly, Su’s phone rang. She answered it. “It’s Mom!” she shouted. “We’ll be back soon! And don’t forget to make Leo shower everyday and don’t give him sweets, he’ll get hyper.” Said Mom. “Don’t worry Mom! I’ll take care of him… just enjoy your trip” said Su. “Alright. And don’t forget to wake up KSO whenever she dozes off while she’s doing her chores!”
After Su finished talking to Mom, she saw Ju sitting in a corner, sobbing. “What’s wrong?” asked Su. “Mom didn’t even say anything about me!” replied Ju. “Middle child syndrome…” sighed Su and thumped Ju on her flat head.