Sunday, June 14, 2009

Episode 12 - A Story That Xavier Had To Tell

Su, Ju and Leo were actually at the Headquarters while the vampires were searching for them. "Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" shouted Su. Xavier came rolling towards them. "Calm down, child! What is it?" he said. "Vampires burst into our house and said they wanted to eat us!" she replied. "Wait, hold up. I thought vampires drink blood, they don't eat people!" said Xavier. "Yeah, I know! And two of them were gay!" added Ju. "Wait a minute, two gays? I know them!" he said. "You're not gay are you?" asked Ju. "But I changed! It was years ago! I started to like girls when I was 25!" panicked Xavier.

"Well, the past is the past. At least you've changed" said Su. "Yes, she's right! And I know why they want to eat you or whatever. They want your powers. And also because they like to drink people's blood." explained Xavier "That was why I broke up with Laurent. I'm sure you know him. He's the African guy. It was 1989 and we were sitting on a bench. He told me that my bald head was very attractive. I blushed. I used to braid his hair, by the way. So anyway, he leaned in closer and closer. I was anxious and nervous. I closed my eyes and waited for whatever to happen next. And before I knew it, Laurent was eating and sucking my bald head!" The siblings shrieked. "Not exactly eat but he was trying to sink his teeth into my brains and take my powers! But before he could do that, I pushed him away with my powers, threw the ring that he gave me and ran away saying 'I hate you and I never wanna see you again'. End of my love story. And after that, I met a wonderful girl but things didn't turn out well because she found out about my past."

"What a sad, sad life you have" said Ju as she was eating popcorn. "I know right?!" said Xavier as he started to shed some tears. "There, there" said Su as she patted his back.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Episode 11 - Arguments Between The Vampire Trio

Just when the three vampires approached Su, Ju and Leo, Laurent's iPhone rang. "Please excuse me. Hello?" said Laurent "Oh hey Peter! I missed you..." James took a long glance at Laurent and asked, "Who's Peter, Laurent?". "Oh James, baby, Peter's just my ex-guy. No need to worry!" answered Laurent. "And you're still keeping in touch with him?" James asked. "How about I call you back, Peter? Great." said Laurent as he put his iPhone back into his coat pocket. "Listen, he's just my friend now. You're my shorty now, James dear!"said Laurent. James smiled at Laurent. "I trust you, baby" he said.

"Would you idiots stop it! Look, they're gone! Useless chatbags!" scolded Victoria. "No need to worry, Vicky! I can smell them!" said James. "Don't ever call me Vicky ever again, homo" said Victoria. James started to shed some tears. "Oh Victoria, you know it hurts him whenever you shout at him!" said Laurent as he comforted James and patted his back "Say sorry!" Victoria pulled an angry face and said, "Ahh! Fine, I'm sorry! Happy?" James smiled at her. "I forgive you, don't worry. It's just a small matter." said James as he giggled.

James tried to smell their scent and trace them. "Follow me!" he said. Laurent and Victoria followed James. His nose touched the ground as he tried to find them.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Episode 10 - The Vampire Trio

After the fun funeral, Su, Ju and Leo went back to their home. "What a day!" said Ju. They were all exhausted so they went to their rooms and took a little nap. After a few hours, Su woke up. Her instincts were telling her that something bad was about to happen. She woke Ju and Leo. "What are you doing waking me like a mad woman?!" shouted Ju. "My instincts... they're telling me that..." Just before Su could finish her sentence, an African man burst into their house. He had long braided hair. Behind him was a blonde woman and behind her was a creepy man. Their hair flowed with the wind dramatically. They were posing as if someone was taking a picture of them. "Excuse me, what the heck are you doing here?! You just broke our door!" shouted Su. "We are vampires. Hungry vampires and we want to eat you!" growled the African man who seemed to be the leader of the "pack".

"Okay, we get it that you want to eat us and all but what's with the all the drama and the posing?" asked Ju. "Well, we do that. That's like our thing." replied the African man. "Our intro!" added the creepy looking man. "But before we eat you, let me introduce you to my friends. I'm Laurent. And that beautiful, charming, pretty lady over there is Victoria."said the African man. "Is she your girlfriend or something?" asked Leo. "Yuck, no! James over here is my partner. We've loved each other for 5 years. He braids my hair every morning after breakfast" replied Laurant. They winked at each other. "Eeeww!" shrieked Ju.

"Alright, alright! Let's get back to business now! James, dear, would you do the honors?" said Laurant. "Gladly, honey bunch!" replied James.