Friday, July 3, 2009

Episode 13 - Destruction of the Headquarters

Su, Ju, Leo and Xavier went off to find the vampires and kill them once and for all. Meanwhile, the vampires were also looking for the trio(and the egg). A few hours later, they found each other. "Oh Xavier! Why? Oh why did you run away from me that beautiful evening?" said Laurent. "You were trying to take my powers! Do you expect me to just sit there and let you suck my powers outta my bald head?!" said Xavier. "Well baby, I just couldn't control it. I'm so sorry. But I'm with James now anyway. I love him now." said Laurent. "I like women now, Laurent." said Xavier. "Okay are we gonna just keep talking or are we gonna have a showdown?!" interrupted Ju. "Showdown please!" said Victoria. Victoria attacked her. Ju punched Victoria in the stomach and made a big whole. Her organs were brutally crushed. She died.

James attacked Leo. He made a force field inside James' body and kept expanding it until he exploded. James died too. "How dare you! James, my shortay! I'm comin' for you!" shouted Laurent as he ran dramatically towards dying James.
"Oh Laurent!" said James.
"Oh James!" said Laurent.
"Oh Laurent!"
"Oh James!"
"Oh! Oh.... oh... ugh! Owie! Ouch! I... lov... love.... you!" said James as he started losing his consciousness.
"Oh look what you've done! Ah! NO!!!" said Laurent. James died. Meanwhile, Victoria was rotting in a corner. "Laury, just give it up or you'll be going down the same path as them!" said Xavier. "You killed my James and I will have my revenge on you!" screamed Laurent as he started charging towards Xavier. Xavier screamed in a sissy way and covered tried his best to roll away when Su used her telepathic powers to carry and sway Laurent high up in the air. She shook him in the air like mad until his eyeballs came flying out of his sockets. Laurent died too.

"Mr Doctor Professor Xavier, are you okay?" asked Ju. "Of course I am. I am no longer homo remember?" replied Xavier.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Episode 12 - A Story That Xavier Had To Tell

Su, Ju and Leo were actually at the Headquarters while the vampires were searching for them. "Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" shouted Su. Xavier came rolling towards them. "Calm down, child! What is it?" he said. "Vampires burst into our house and said they wanted to eat us!" she replied. "Wait, hold up. I thought vampires drink blood, they don't eat people!" said Xavier. "Yeah, I know! And two of them were gay!" added Ju. "Wait a minute, two gays? I know them!" he said. "You're not gay are you?" asked Ju. "But I changed! It was years ago! I started to like girls when I was 25!" panicked Xavier.

"Well, the past is the past. At least you've changed" said Su. "Yes, she's right! And I know why they want to eat you or whatever. They want your powers. And also because they like to drink people's blood." explained Xavier "That was why I broke up with Laurent. I'm sure you know him. He's the African guy. It was 1989 and we were sitting on a bench. He told me that my bald head was very attractive. I blushed. I used to braid his hair, by the way. So anyway, he leaned in closer and closer. I was anxious and nervous. I closed my eyes and waited for whatever to happen next. And before I knew it, Laurent was eating and sucking my bald head!" The siblings shrieked. "Not exactly eat but he was trying to sink his teeth into my brains and take my powers! But before he could do that, I pushed him away with my powers, threw the ring that he gave me and ran away saying 'I hate you and I never wanna see you again'. End of my love story. And after that, I met a wonderful girl but things didn't turn out well because she found out about my past."

"What a sad, sad life you have" said Ju as she was eating popcorn. "I know right?!" said Xavier as he started to shed some tears. "There, there" said Su as she patted his back.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Episode 11 - Arguments Between The Vampire Trio

Just when the three vampires approached Su, Ju and Leo, Laurent's iPhone rang. "Please excuse me. Hello?" said Laurent "Oh hey Peter! I missed you..." James took a long glance at Laurent and asked, "Who's Peter, Laurent?". "Oh James, baby, Peter's just my ex-guy. No need to worry!" answered Laurent. "And you're still keeping in touch with him?" James asked. "How about I call you back, Peter? Great." said Laurent as he put his iPhone back into his coat pocket. "Listen, he's just my friend now. You're my shorty now, James dear!"said Laurent. James smiled at Laurent. "I trust you, baby" he said.

"Would you idiots stop it! Look, they're gone! Useless chatbags!" scolded Victoria. "No need to worry, Vicky! I can smell them!" said James. "Don't ever call me Vicky ever again, homo" said Victoria. James started to shed some tears. "Oh Victoria, you know it hurts him whenever you shout at him!" said Laurent as he comforted James and patted his back "Say sorry!" Victoria pulled an angry face and said, "Ahh! Fine, I'm sorry! Happy?" James smiled at her. "I forgive you, don't worry. It's just a small matter." said James as he giggled.

James tried to smell their scent and trace them. "Follow me!" he said. Laurent and Victoria followed James. His nose touched the ground as he tried to find them.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Episode 10 - The Vampire Trio

After the fun funeral, Su, Ju and Leo went back to their home. "What a day!" said Ju. They were all exhausted so they went to their rooms and took a little nap. After a few hours, Su woke up. Her instincts were telling her that something bad was about to happen. She woke Ju and Leo. "What are you doing waking me like a mad woman?!" shouted Ju. "My instincts... they're telling me that..." Just before Su could finish her sentence, an African man burst into their house. He had long braided hair. Behind him was a blonde woman and behind her was a creepy man. Their hair flowed with the wind dramatically. They were posing as if someone was taking a picture of them. "Excuse me, what the heck are you doing here?! You just broke our door!" shouted Su. "We are vampires. Hungry vampires and we want to eat you!" growled the African man who seemed to be the leader of the "pack".

"Okay, we get it that you want to eat us and all but what's with the all the drama and the posing?" asked Ju. "Well, we do that. That's like our thing." replied the African man. "Our intro!" added the creepy looking man. "But before we eat you, let me introduce you to my friends. I'm Laurent. And that beautiful, charming, pretty lady over there is Victoria."said the African man. "Is she your girlfriend or something?" asked Leo. "Yuck, no! James over here is my partner. We've loved each other for 5 years. He braids my hair every morning after breakfast" replied Laurant. They winked at each other. "Eeeww!" shrieked Ju.

"Alright, alright! Let's get back to business now! James, dear, would you do the honors?" said Laurant. "Gladly, honey bunch!" replied James.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Episode 9 - Funeral For The Students

When Su, Ju and Leo destroyed the Melodious Tablet, they headed back to the headquarters. "So, did you destroy it?" asked Xavier. "Oh yeah we did!" answered Leo. "We also destroyed the whole school" added Ju. "All of the students are dead, though. But we destroyed the tablet!" said Su. "Great job everyone!" said Xavier "I'm gonna treat you guys with 'Baskin Robbins' ice-creams."

Just then Wolverine came in and said, "We should throw a funeral for them, the students". "Hey you eavesdropper!" shouted Xavier. "Yay another party! I loved Storm's funeral, we all laughed all day long and ate chocolate cake! But there's gotta be strawberry cake this time..." said Leo in excitement. "Sure, I'm up for another bonfire!" said Xavier, smiling "Don't you just love it when people die?" said Xavier. "No burning, Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" said Wolverine. Everyone agreed.

The next day, a lorry brought in all the dead students of East High. They were rotting. "This time, no burning, Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" reminded Wolverine. "Ah fine then! But how are we supposed to bury them all here?" asked Xavier. Xavier's question made everyone stare at the ceiling for a moment. "Guess we'll just have to burn them!" said Ju. "Ooo I'd like to do that!" said Xavier, pulling out his matchbox from his pocket. "No me!" shouted Leo. Leo and Xavier fought over a matchstick. Xavier won because he put thoughts into Leo's head.

The lorry dropped all of the students onto the ground. "Hurry up already! I can't stand the smell!" ordered Su. Xavier lit 35 matchsticks and threw them repeatedly at the bundle of rotting, dead students. "MUAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA" laughed Xavier maniacally. He had created a massive fire. The others laughed along with them and ate cake while Wolverine was shaking his head.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Episode 8 - A Melodious Mission

"Alright now, the students of East High School can't stop shaking. They can't stay still even for a second. They sing and dance every second!" explained Xavier. "What I need you to do is go to East High, and stop them from singing and dancing!". They thought about it for a moment. "But how?" asked Su. "There's a secret tablet hidden in that school somewhere. No one knows where it is. It's called the 'Melodious Tablet' and it makes everyone want to sing and dance even if they don't want to" explained Xavier "As you know, East High is the only singing high school in the whole world because of that tablet! And I need you to find it and destroy it."

"Alright!" said Ju excitedly. "Fine, we'll do it" said Su. "Jean Grey has been making mission suits for you" said Xavier. "You mean the black ones?" said Leo, impatiently. "Of course!" replied Xavier. "WOOHOO!" shouted Leo in excitement. Xavier led them to the Costume Room and Jean Grey handed them their suits. "Awesome! Thanks Jean" said Ju. "You're welcome!" Jean replied. After they put on their suits, they headed for the X-Car and drove off to East High.

When they arrived, they heard loud music. They walked in and saw dancing people jumping up and down. Ju slapped everyone and shouted, "SNAP OUT OF IT, PEOPLE!" "Ju, that's not gonna work" said Su. "Why aren't we singing?" asked Ju. "Because we have brains" answered Su. "We're gonna have to find the tablet now!" said Leo. They went off to find it. On the way, they ran into Troy and Gabriella. They were singing. "Eww lesbians" said Su. "No they're not! That's Troy and Gabriella from HSM!" corrected Ju. "That's even more eww" said Su. "Hey, do you guys have any idea where the Melodious Tablet is?" asked Ju. "What's that?" sang Gabriella. "Something to stick it into your throat if you won't snap out of it!" said Su. "I know where it is" sang Troy. Su slapped them. "You just told me slapping them won't work!" said Ju. "It was just for fun" replied Su. Ju slapped them too. "Well, it is kinda fun!" said Ju. Leo slapped them too.

"Wait! Troy just said he knew where it is!" said Leo. They forced Troy to show them where it was. Su dragged him and almost slapped him but he cowered. He led them to the school theater. "My work here is done!" sang Troy "Now let me go!" Su slapped him. His cheeks were bleeding excessively. "What was that for?" sang Troy. "For singing" she replied. "Is it a sin, my love?" he sang. She slapped him once again. "Just tell us where it is and we'll let you go" said Ju, impatiently. "I only know that it's here but I have no idea where it is" Troy sang. He then did a little ballerina pleay. "It is so not gonna work with him." said Su "Let's just find it ourselves." "Wait I can search for it with my mind!Xavier's powers, I can absorb it!" said Ju. "Good idea! Knock yourself out!" replied Su. Ju started to absorb Xavier's powers and she looked for the tablet. "Under the stage!" she said. "Leo, destroy the stage with your force fields!" shouted Su. Leo did that and the stage blew up and the pieces of wood hit Ju, Su and Troy. Leo covered himself with his force field.

They were badly injured. "Sorry!" cried Leo. "It's okay" Su replied. She was regenerating. "Good job Leo! Ju, you okay?" she said. Ju absorbed Su's powers and she regenerated too. Troy was dead. "Oops!" said Leo. "Ah he deserved it" said Su. They could see the tablet. Su destroyed it with her telepathic abilities, it also destroyed the whole school. Leo once again covered himself with his force field while Ju absorbed his powers and doing the same. The whole school was a wreck. "Mission accomplished" said Su, smiling. "VICTORY!" cried Ju and Leo. All of the students were dead.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Episode 7 - An SMS From Xavier

Su, Ju and Leo were sitting at home watching movies and surfing the Internet. "I wanna go on a mission! I just can't stand just sitting here all day!" said Ju. "Maybe the X-Men'll call us when they need our help. Just be patient" replied Su. Leo was watching Dragonball(cartoon with people with over sized muscles).

A few hours later, Su got a new message in her handphone. It read:

yo xaxa in da houze! we need you for a important mision. all tree of u. pleeze repot to da x man hedkuarta now. lol lol lol :) dig it. also pleeze bring a egg for me. hedkuartas ran out of egg. i need 2 keep my hed round for da chiks. u noe wut im sayin huh? huh?

pleeze repot to hedkuartas now! misster doktor profesor xavier a.k.a xaxa

p.s: i am succh a kuick lerner. i bot dis fone yastarday and i alredy got da hang of it! LOLOL - STAY HIP :) lol

Su had to read it 3 times to understand Xavier's message. When she understood it, she told Ju and Leo about it and they left for the headquarters immediately. When they reached there, Xavier told them that he needed them for a new mission. "So you did get my message! It's my first phone ever! Logan said that I just can't keep putting my thoughts into people's heads because he thinks it's creepy" said Xavier. "Oh he's not the only once who thinks it's creepy" said Ju.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Episode 6 - Storm's Burial

Everyone was glad that it was all over. Everyone was going to head back to the headquarters when they all smelt something rotting. It was Storm. She was dead. Wolverine carried back to the headquarters her but his claws accidentally shot out and it made 6 holes on Storm's body. "Woops" said Wolverine.

When they arrived at the X-Men headquarters, Jean Grey was sitting in a corner whispering "It's over now. No more puckering pigs". "Ah she'll be alright" said Cyclops. Wolverine laid rotting Storm on a sofa. "Okay, let's cremate her and it'll all be over" said Xavier, smiling. Everyone agreed."Well, I think we should atleast make a little memorable burial for her..." requested Su. "Oh yeah, says the girl who made her cry like mad" said Cyclops. "But then we wouldn't get to put her on fire! It'd be no fun." said Xavier. "Mr Doctor Professor Xavier, I think she's right" said Wolverine. "Ah fine then!" said Xavier.

The next day, Storm's burial was held at the X-Men headquarters. "Cyclops, go carry Storm and bring her here, the coffin's ready" said Xavier. "But where is she?" asked Cyclops. "In the toilet on the 3rd floor" said Xavier. "Why me? Why won't... why won't Logan do it? Or Leo?" asked Cyclops. "I'll go get her" said Wolverine "He's probably not strong enough to carry her."

A few minutes later, Wolverine came back with Storm. He threw her into her coffin. "Wait, I thought there were just 6 holes on her body. Now there's 12" said Ju. "Uh... oops?" said Wolverine.

Just before anyone had said their prayers, Xavier lit a match and threw it at Storm's coffin. "What are you doing, Xavier?!" shouted Su. "It's Mr Doctor Professor Xavier! And I just had to do that!" replied Xavier, laughing hysterically. Soon the coffin looked like a bonfire. Everyone else laughed along with Xavier.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Episode 5 - The Eclipse

Su grumbled and said " So much for the new undies...What would mom say when she hears Leo got himself wedgied on a flagpole...again?" Cyclops used his laser beam on the part of Leo's undies that had gotten stuck over the flagpole. Leo plopped down, shiny butted and shameless.
Just when everyone was giggling and Leo was getting red with rage, Magneto and Mystic came in and took the recovering Kenny hostage.

Magneto yelled "Make one move and HE dies!!". Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm and the kids with the newly discovered powers glanced at each other and decided Kenny was a necessary sacrifice and they all lunged at Magneto. Kenny squealed and turned into a salivating mutant pig again. And Xavier goes" Oh crap! So much for the waster effort in making him normal again! But then come to think of it he's more useful as a pig than he was before....hmmm".

Magneto grapped Kenny and he and Mystique lavitated out of the hole they had created in the lab roof and disappeared.

Just when they were wondering what to do something small and shiny whizzed past after them. It was Leo...he had gone after the enemies! Then another there was a mushroom shaped poof and Ju whizzed after Leo saying " Wait up Lolly!". Of course at this point Su wouldn't let herself be let out of this. So she used her telepathic abilities to use Xavier as a floating surfer board, stepped on his paralyzed back and flew up after them. All this happened within a matter of seconds leaving the rest of the X-Men astounded.

The X-Men followed the vagrants in their X-Men craft with Storm bellowing " You are not authorized to use Mr Doctor Professor Xavier as a surfboard. Repeat: You are not authorized to use Mr Doctor Professor Xavier as a surfboard. Only his mother can." Su ignored them and continued gliding on Xavier who had fainted when Su tripped over his bald head and it knocked against the metal door, in her haste to follow her siblings.

Upon reaching Magneto's lair, Magneto chuckled and extended his magnetic force field on Kenny with the result that Kenny started retching and gasping and morphing into an even bigger giant Pig headed mutant with a serious gas problem. Magneto donned a female pig costume complete with MAC makeup, ribbon and Chanel N5 and a Prada Bag which he had snitched from his grandmother while she was out Bungee jumping. Then he pranced seductively in front of Pig-Kenny and Pig-Kenny drooling over his object of desire rampaged,thrashed and obliterated everything within sight just to reach her(Oh the sly tranny Magneto!).

Mystic was one of the first casualties of the mindless stomping. When Leo, Ju and Su arrived, followed by the X-Men( Storm still blaring bimbotically) Magneto pranced around them so that Pig-Kenny stampeded wildly in their direction spattering his toxic slime everywhere. Pig-Kenny knocked Wolverine and Cyclops out of the way and squashed Storm. He puckered at Jean Grey and in disgust she fled. He was about to step on Leo when Su got in the way to defend her brother and got squished and splinched all over. Ju had meanwhile absorbed Storm's powers so she used her new found lightning powers to strike Pig-Kenny again and again.

Everytime she struck Pig-Kenny he let out a huge, massive, universal rip that blasted everything within its range to smithereens and emitted the foulest smelling gas ever( like a concoction of garbage, rotten durian, armpit sweat and decaying pig).

Something unusual happened at that point. Every time a Solar Eclipse happens, unknown to most Scientists who assume that it is the result of the moon temporarily blocking the sun, something magical happens. People start seeing the inner beauty of even the ugliest things and fall in love with them. That is why during a solar eclipse you can see Victoria's Secret Models with blindfolds on to stop them from falling in love with ugly freaks climbing over their gates(once George Bush was one of these idiots).

The Solar Eclipse in actual fact happens when E.T( yes our beloved E.T with those huge, sad bulging eyes that take up 90 percent of his face) cycles magically over the Sun with his enormous, obese blob of an alien mother in his front basket. He would toil and scrape and howl against the strain and when they pass over the Sun his massive alien mother's gigantic body eclipses the sun. This may go on for a couple of hours since E.T sweats more than ever in front of the sun.

Now the funny thing was that, at the moment the Eclipse happened, Pig-Kenny let out a particularly loud and ear splitting fart which snaked its way up to the Eclipse i.e E.T's monstrous pile of obesity and both E.T and his Eclipsing mother were stunned and they started falling. They fell and fell and fell until they landed with a loud thwack on Magneto's Lair which was reduced to debris. The duelling inhabitants managed to get out just in time( even Pig-Kenny when he followed Magneto out). At the time Pig-Kenny emerged from the debris and saw E.T's fat momma, he immediately fell in love with her and she him. The blob motioned her lumpy finger at Pig-Kenny and beckoned and they ran( well she crawled) into each other's arms.

Since Pig-Kenny had found his new, real love, and found out magneto was not even a real swine to begin with, he kicked Magneto into a pulp and together they rode off into the sunset and all was well again. And not to forget Su who regenerated and Storm( The Bimbo),may she rest in peace...


Episode 4 - Super Hidden Abilities

Everyone was glad that Kenny was alright again. Su, Ju and Leo were going to leave but Storm said that there was something they needed to know. "Sit down" said Storm. "I guarantee that you guys are gonna be really surprised when you hear this". "What is it?" asked Ju. "Well, you guys have super abilities like us." "What do you mean?!" asked Su, shocked. "That's right."

"According to your files, Su, you are a telepathic and you can regenerate. Leo, you can fly and make force fields" said Storm. "What about me?" asked Ju. "The middle child is always the most special. You can absorb other people's abilities."REALLY?!" asked Ju. "This is so cool!" "But why do you tell us now?" asked Su. "Because strange things are gonna start happening to all of us" explained Storm. "Things you've never imagined". "Why?" asked Su. "Because an eclipse is gonna occur and when it's over, the strange things are gonna start happening" answered Storm. "BUT WHY?!" asked Su, furiously. "I don't know! I'm sorry! I'm not as smart as I look!" said Storm, crying. "There's no need to get emotional, bub" said Wolverine.

"When's the eclipse gonna happen?" asked Su. "Tomorrow" answered Cyclops. Just then, Wolverine realized that Leo had disappeared. "Hey, where's the kid?" asked Wolverine. "Leo?" called Su. Then they heard a little voice screaming, "Help!" They ran outside and saw Leo, stuck on a flag pole, wedgied. "Up here! I know how to use my powers now!" screamed Leo. "You guys are gonna need a lot of training" said Storm.

Episode 3 - The HINIE Virus

The X-Men had taken Kenny to their headquarters and three of the siblings tagged along, confused. They were surprised when they first saw the X-Men. They didn't know that superheroes really existed. The three siblings followed the X-Men as they dragged Kenny along the halls of their headquarters. Su couldn't stop looking at Wolverine a.k.a Logan. She drooled everytime his claws shot out. But Cyclops drooled over Su.

The X-Men explained everything along the way. They then dragged unconscious Kenny into a room and told Ju and Leo to wait outside while they let Su come in. Storm was preparing to inject Kenny with some kind of blue chemical that was supposed to make him normal again. Cyclops explained what had happened to Kenny. Kenny was infected by a virus called HINIE Virus. HINIE Virus was a virus that could turn people into hog-like creatures.

Later, Storm injected Kenny with the ooey-gooey blue stuff. Kenny twitched and shook for a while but when all of the blue stuff went in, he was as still as a statue. "He's gonna be fine. Don't worry, kid" said Wolverine. 'Kid?' Su thought to herself. Ju and Leo came in later on. They laughed hysterically at the sight of Kenny. Kenny himself was turning blue. Wolverine pulled a serious face at them. They stopped laughing.

"In a few minutes, he's gonna be up and normal" said Cyclops. A few minutes later, Kenny did wake up. He was normal again! "Thank goodness!" he said to himself. "But, where am I?" he asked. Then suddenly, Kenny saw a ball. No not a ball, an egg through the window. "AH! I'M SEEING BIG FLYING EGGS!" But it wasn't an egg or a ball. It was Professor Xavier. He came into the room. "You're not seeing eggs! That's Professor Xavier" said Wolverine. "That's Mr Doctor Professor Xavier" corrected Xavier. "I stand corrected" said Wolverine.

"I see you're Kenny, how are you?" asked Xavier. "Wait, I know that voice! You're the guy who's been putting dirty thoughts into my mind! You made me go to Ricky's Beer Club last night and made me buy two jugs of beer!" said Kenny. Everyone was looking at Xavier. "I, uh can explain!" said Xavier.

Episode 2 - Strange Encounters with the Mutant Kind

Su was walking to her class one day when she was met by a horrendous sight-she dropped her books and they scattered all over the floor-it was Kenny the squint eyed chinese looking cousin of hers who worshipped money like Mr Krabs did and picked his nose and ate the boogies when he thought no one was looking. He was quite a sorry sight: there were several inches of unshaven orange hair all over his body and he was so dirty that his clothes mixed with the sweat and gunk on his body and stuck to his skin like it was a part of it.

He was holding chopsticks through his fingers-she had mistaken them for claws( watching too many Marvel Flicks does things to your head). She yelled " Kenny! What are you doing here?!" And he replied that he had no idea; that strange things have been happening to him of late.

The other day he had fainted and when he came back to his senses he found tufts of orange hair sprouting out of his balding head;he was wearing his Fat Aunt Flo's extra large underwear which was like a circus tent and enormous parachute bra, with a mop in one hand and his Uncle Wussy Blart cowering in the corner sucking on his thumb.

Before people could associate Su with this freak of nature that was her cousin, she clutched his collar and brought him back home. Upon reaching home he started retching, gasping and morphing into....a giant mutant pig with toxic looking green saliva dripping from his open mouth.

Before she could react to my revulsion, the X-men( no explanations needed) burst into my home and took Pighead and me to their head quarters. There they explained that Stryker wanted Pighead for his Weapon -1 Programme( aptly named for all mutants that were useless apart from their one saving quality).

Episode 1 - Just An Ordinary Day With Three Extraordinary Siblings

                Ju, Leo and Su were just average siblings till one day, a very strange thing happened. Ju was 13, Su was 21 and Leo was 9.

             “Mom and Dad are at the airport now, they’re departing at 3 o’ clock” said Su. “I’m really gonna miss them!” replied Ju. “Don’t worry, they’ll be back in a few weeks time” said Su. “Hey, where’s Leo?”

          Leo was in the TV room playing his new X-Men game on his Playstation 2, as usual. Su and Ju shook their heads. Suddenly, Su’s phone rang. She answered it. “It’s Mom!” she shouted. “We’ll be back soon! And don’t forget to make Leo shower everyday and don’t give him sweets, he’ll get hyper.” Said Mom. “Don’t worry Mom! I’ll take care of him… just enjoy your trip” said Su. “Alright. And don’t forget to wake up KSO whenever she dozes off while she’s doing her chores!”

             After Su finished talking to Mom, she saw Ju sitting in a corner, sobbing. “What’s wrong?” asked Su. “Mom didn’t even say anything about me!” replied Ju. “Middle child syndrome…” sighed Su and thumped Ju on her flat head.