Sunday, June 14, 2009

Episode 12 - A Story That Xavier Had To Tell

Su, Ju and Leo were actually at the Headquarters while the vampires were searching for them. "Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" shouted Su. Xavier came rolling towards them. "Calm down, child! What is it?" he said. "Vampires burst into our house and said they wanted to eat us!" she replied. "Wait, hold up. I thought vampires drink blood, they don't eat people!" said Xavier. "Yeah, I know! And two of them were gay!" added Ju. "Wait a minute, two gays? I know them!" he said. "You're not gay are you?" asked Ju. "But I changed! It was years ago! I started to like girls when I was 25!" panicked Xavier.

"Well, the past is the past. At least you've changed" said Su. "Yes, she's right! And I know why they want to eat you or whatever. They want your powers. And also because they like to drink people's blood." explained Xavier "That was why I broke up with Laurent. I'm sure you know him. He's the African guy. It was 1989 and we were sitting on a bench. He told me that my bald head was very attractive. I blushed. I used to braid his hair, by the way. So anyway, he leaned in closer and closer. I was anxious and nervous. I closed my eyes and waited for whatever to happen next. And before I knew it, Laurent was eating and sucking my bald head!" The siblings shrieked. "Not exactly eat but he was trying to sink his teeth into my brains and take my powers! But before he could do that, I pushed him away with my powers, threw the ring that he gave me and ran away saying 'I hate you and I never wanna see you again'. End of my love story. And after that, I met a wonderful girl but things didn't turn out well because she found out about my past."

"What a sad, sad life you have" said Ju as she was eating popcorn. "I know right?!" said Xavier as he started to shed some tears. "There, there" said Su as she patted his back.

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