Saturday, May 9, 2009

Episode 6 - Storm's Burial

Everyone was glad that it was all over. Everyone was going to head back to the headquarters when they all smelt something rotting. It was Storm. She was dead. Wolverine carried back to the headquarters her but his claws accidentally shot out and it made 6 holes on Storm's body. "Woops" said Wolverine.

When they arrived at the X-Men headquarters, Jean Grey was sitting in a corner whispering "It's over now. No more puckering pigs". "Ah she'll be alright" said Cyclops. Wolverine laid rotting Storm on a sofa. "Okay, let's cremate her and it'll all be over" said Xavier, smiling. Everyone agreed."Well, I think we should atleast make a little memorable burial for her..." requested Su. "Oh yeah, says the girl who made her cry like mad" said Cyclops. "But then we wouldn't get to put her on fire! It'd be no fun." said Xavier. "Mr Doctor Professor Xavier, I think she's right" said Wolverine. "Ah fine then!" said Xavier.

The next day, Storm's burial was held at the X-Men headquarters. "Cyclops, go carry Storm and bring her here, the coffin's ready" said Xavier. "But where is she?" asked Cyclops. "In the toilet on the 3rd floor" said Xavier. "Why me? Why won't... why won't Logan do it? Or Leo?" asked Cyclops. "I'll go get her" said Wolverine "He's probably not strong enough to carry her."

A few minutes later, Wolverine came back with Storm. He threw her into her coffin. "Wait, I thought there were just 6 holes on her body. Now there's 12" said Ju. "Uh... oops?" said Wolverine.

Just before anyone had said their prayers, Xavier lit a match and threw it at Storm's coffin. "What are you doing, Xavier?!" shouted Su. "It's Mr Doctor Professor Xavier! And I just had to do that!" replied Xavier, laughing hysterically. Soon the coffin looked like a bonfire. Everyone else laughed along with Xavier.

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