Episode 9 - Funeral For The Students

When Su, Ju and Leo destroyed the Melodious Tablet, they headed back to the headquarters. "So, did you destroy it?" asked Xavier. "Oh yeah we did!" answered Leo. "We also destroyed the whole school" added Ju. "All of the students are dead, though. But we destroyed the tablet!" said Su. "Great job everyone!" said Xavier "I'm gonna treat you guys with 'Baskin Robbins' ice-creams."

Just then Wolverine came in and said, "We should throw a funeral for them, the students". "Hey you eavesdropper!" shouted Xavier. "Yay another party! I loved Storm's funeral, we all laughed all day long and ate chocolate cake! But there's gotta be strawberry cake this time..." said Leo in excitement. "Sure, I'm up for another bonfire!" said Xavier, smiling "Don't you just love it when people die?" said Xavier. "No burning, Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" said Wolverine. Everyone agreed.

The next day, a lorry brought in all the dead students of East High. They were rotting. "This time, no burning, Mr Doctor Professor Xavier!" reminded Wolverine. "Ah fine then! But how are we supposed to bury them all here?" asked Xavier. Xavier's question made everyone stare at the ceiling for a moment. "Guess we'll just have to burn them!" said Ju. "Ooo I'd like to do that!" said Xavier, pulling out his matchbox from his pocket. "No me!" shouted Leo. Leo and Xavier fought over a matchstick. Xavier won because he put thoughts into Leo's head.

The lorry dropped all of the students onto the ground. "Hurry up already! I can't stand the smell!" ordered Su. Xavier lit 35 matchsticks and threw them repeatedly at the bundle of rotting, dead students. "MUAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA" laughed Xavier maniacally. He had created a massive fire. The others laughed along with them and ate cake while Wolverine was shaking his head.